God Secretly Loves Ugly People

God secretly loves ugly people, SCRIPTURE SAYS SO.

“He had no beauty or majesty to attract us to him, nothing in his appearance that we should desire him…Like one from whom men hid their faces he was despised and we esteemed him not.” 
Isaiah 53:2, 3b



According to authors Christopher Knight and Robert Lomas, a recently discovered text known as the "Slavonic Josephus" escaped Roman censorship.

What did Jesus look like?

According to the Slavonic Josephus, Jesus was "a man of simple appearance, mature age, dark skin, small stature, three cubits high, hunchbacked with a long face, long nose, and meeting eyebrows, so that they who see him might be affrighted, with scanty hair with a parting in the middle of his head, after the manner of the Nazarites, and with an undeveloped beard."

"Three cubits high," write Knight and Lomas, would mean Jesus was less than four feet, six inches tall!

They point out a passage in Luke 19:3 which, due to its ambiguity, got past the censors:

 "And he sought to see Jesus who he was; and he could not for the crowd, because he was low of stature." Who was "low of stature", the man seeking a glimpse of Jesus, or Jesus himself?

A balding, hunchbacked dwarf did not fit the Greek conception of a god, and so Jesus was packaged by Paul of Tarsus and the Hellenized Romans, and turned into a six-foot tall, fair haired man.

Since Paul’s time the Catholic Church has systematically "packaged" Christianity. "The early Roman Church set about the task of destroying everything that did not meet its required dogma."


The atheists and agnostics complain, "Where is the historical Jesus?" The answer is that the "almost total absence of references to [the historical] Jesus is due to the knives of the censors..."